Recently the lovely state of Florida, in which I reside, passed a bill that allows me to shoot anyone who I feel threatens my life in any way. This is fantastic news for me because I already have a list (what I affectionately call “my shit list”) of people who I’d like to shoot. Now if only I can come up with some “threatening” excuses.
I recieved a small stack of letters from my penpals this weekend and two of them coincidently insist on me joining myspace. I’m not so keen on this whole myspace phenomenon for several reasons. The thing about myspace is that it looks and feels a little crappy. It’s not atheistically pleasing and the myriad of stereotypes that I find on myspace is positively mindnumbing. I can’t even begin to count how many shirtless Dans and Erics are registered at myspace. Really, it just seems like a waste of space and a waste of my time. I just don’t think there’s anyone on myspace that I’d like to friend-On second thought, maybe I’ll sign up, you know, I shouldn’t knock it till I try it.
I went to an organic foodstore with a friend and we stood in the beauty aisle admiring all the pure and natural shampoos and lotions. Feeling the need to save the lives of little bunnies everywhere, I dropped nearly $20 on a bottle of Jojoba shampoo and vanilla, green tea body lotion. Afterwards, however, I realized that bunnies procreate much faster than I can recover the money I just spent. Next time, if it saves me a couple of bucks, I’ll gladly slather my hair in bunny oil.
Shibooya Radio is updated but the content is not; this is because I am basically useless and I am also preparing for a midterm that I’m not at all prepared for. Look, I’m very busy; I’ve still got a carton of ice cream to finish and I haven’t even started on the carton of Krispy Kreme donuts. All within due time, my friends.
I'm MC, a twenty-something 
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Ok, I’m moving to Florida.
MySpace is the funniest site ever, the profiles are just so entertaining. What has society reduced itself to…
I like the concept of buying organic beauty products, but they’re just so damn expensive! Hopefully you’ll have time to update your site soon, I understand you’re busy with those Krispy Kremes lol. Take it easy
By Jacks on 10.02.05 8:35 pm | Permalink
Hey Mari. Wow. I wish my state would pass a bill like that.! I want a shit list.! Lol! Well, there are hot guys on MySpace and I am considering making me one. So lata! Stay cooL!
-Kari-
By kari on 10.02.05 10:30 pm | Permalink
no, ur right, myspace is filled with nothing but losers that want to make themselves feel better by “friending” people but never commenting or actually trying to be a friend…and i can say that cuz i’ve had a myspace page…twice, and all the guys and sometimes the girls that friend u just wanna get some ass, actually i think i’m bitter about that site cuz i never got ass from it….GOD DAMNIT…::registers and starts taking sexy pics of self::
By ricardo on 10.02.05 11:08 pm | Permalink
Ok so you can shoot anyone that is threatening you, what about all other vairous forms of slaughter? I think this law still needs some minor details fleshed out.
I’m on myspace mostly to find other people who like drawing comics and stuff, not the blogging part. You can find a lot of those douchebag collars in profile pics
PS: Good luck studying for your midterms, donuts are brain food too!
By Olivia on 10.03.05 11:50 pm | Permalink
hey i luv your layout… i live in florida too… hey where did you get the pics for your layout from they are hotttttt!
By alesha on 10.04.05 10:41 am | Permalink
Hey there! LOL a hit list eh? Hmmm..I had one in high school
My bf calls me a bunny…no testing on me!! J/k. Yes myspace has way too many idiots on there half nude, it’s stupid. And than you get these stereotypical people trying to add you who either a. drink, b. have barly any clothes or c. just party all the time and do nothing and have 500 friends.
By rockchild on 10.04.05 2:42 pm | Permalink
Your shitlist is now becoming a hit list. haha. ♥ I can relate though some people really bug me.
By Angie on 10.04.05 3:14 pm | Permalink
Hahaha!! Make sure no one of great importance gets a hold of your shitlist. The last few people who were found with a list like that got expelled at my school.
But, yes, I do have a list like that as well, only I wouldn’t shoot them, but inflict severe trauma upon them.
By Cas on 10.04.05 6:06 pm | Permalink
I’m going to discuss this law being passed here… they should really consider it. Think about all the pain in the ass people that I would no longer have to deal with?! *sigh* It’d be heaven. I have an account @ myspace (to only hear music from this one artist there) & I get spam emails now on my account. I wasn’t too impressed with that place.
By Angela on 10.05.05 11:46 pm | Permalink
Oh dear that’s a shame about that law - remember there’s bound to be people who don’t like you too lmao.
I don’t have a penpal, unfortunately - I’ve tried a couple of times but it just hasn’t worked lol. I agree with the myspace thing too - it’s weird and I don’t understand the whole ‘fad’ of it. I joined but hated it.
Lol @ the organic foodstore incident - 20 bucks is a lot for a bottle of shampoo, but I guess its worth it
By Terri (nsnetterri@eXPOSURE) on 10.06.05 4:20 am | Permalink
Ufft, organic stuff is very expensive. Myspace is a pain in the ass, I only have one so I can keep up with some of my friends. I never update it though lol. Hehe at the shit list.
By Nicole (deathbyfrog- xposure) on 10.06.05 11:16 am | Permalink
I hate that products like that cost so much. And you are my new favorite blog to visit because you made me giggle.
By Jeni on 10.06.05 2:35 pm | Permalink
Ew, myspace! Yes, I have an account there (don’t ask me why I registered, let’s just call it a mometarily loss of all brain function, okay?) but I never ever log on since it truly is filled with..uh…not-so-very-intelligent people
I’d love to buy everything organic but unfortunately my budget doen’t really stretch to anything but noodles and carrots o__O
By Kaisa on 10.06.05 2:42 pm | Permalink
Myspace is okay i guess, i really don’t updat much. Even though i get about 2 friend requests a day.
Never heard of bunny organic products, well i guess it’s true you learn something new every day.
By Kate on 10.06.05 10:03 pm | Permalink
Myspace is okay if you minus the stalkers! People who knows you or used to know you, find using myspace a great tool for “catching up”.
By soky on 10.07.05 6:23 pm | Permalink
Yak, Tak, MySpace…. It just looks so bad in an 880×600 firefox browser. Maybe you could make it look good though, dunno!
Hitlist/Shitlist eh? Not had one of those for ages, it’s easier to just HATE everyone.
Cheap organic AND HANDMADE products, you need to go to LUSH, i swear by it. Everything is so worth the cost, say u buy a bar of shampoo (preservatives in liquid) it lathers up great, leaves ur hair smelling great (even if, like me, u work in smoky pub) and last for WEEKS! Unlike synthetic, nasty, chemical shampoos like herbal essances etc.
If you dont have a shop near you, tho im pretty sure there’s one in FL just visit lush.com to buy!
By Carly on 10.07.05 6:38 pm | Permalink
lol i sound like a saleswomen
By Carly on 10.07.05 6:39 pm | Permalink
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