Comments on: On Going to Asshole College Parties

By: Vanessa

Vanessa — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 02:30:20 +0000

For the record, I think your joke was fine. Also, you ought to have told the asshole, “I imagine that if you apply enough force the result is the same.”

I’ve yet to be exposed to parties like that, we don’t appear to have them at community colleges. I get kind of nervous at the prospect of being invited to one once I transfer. Mleeeeh.

By: Olivia

Olivia — Fri, 02 Feb 2007 21:52:01 +0000

Of course you have to boil a potato before you mash it! DUH!!!

I hate college students, ironic as I was one and all . . .

I would have laughed at your joke, I thought it was clever. I would have said that was neither funny or appropriate. Like ” I hope that potato kills a hobo.”

By: Croaker

Croaker — Sun, 28 Jan 2007 04:21:15 +0000

So this is how you spend your time. I’m loosing all respect for you.

By: Becca

Becca — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 18:33:07 +0000

College partys..sounds like so much….fun. lol Sorry it sucked. :/ I agree with Jenn. It helps to know atleast one person. And I liked the potato joke. No one ever thinks out jokes that much. They just need to get over themselves. assholes.

By: Jenn

Jenn — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 15:27:00 +0000

Haha, I think the key to surviving those parties is to know at least one person there relatively well that won’t ditch you (and will laugh at your jokes). Beyond that, I would say take pepper spray and drive yourself so you can leave when you want.

For the record, I thought the potato bit was fairly amusing. Definitely not deserving of an asshole response.