Also, after reading the blog entry, he decided to buy me a can of Spanish Olive Oil so now he is my favorite person in the world again.

Just kidding…ummm ya that is kinda rude isn’t it!

The hummus sounds wonderful with the truffle oil and pita…maybe he was just starving or something?

I will make it up to you, honey, with gallons and gallons of the finest olive oil. To quote Smoove B:

“I will then rub jasmine-scented massage oil on your feet. I will rub your feet hour after hour. I will also rub your legs. Then, I will draw an exotic bubble bath for you, with only the finest bath oils to rub into your soft, creamy skin. And I will stand by your side and hold your towel for as long as it takes for you to become soothed by the bath. I will stand until my feet are tired from standing, just to give you a moment of pleasure.”