5 Years of Love and This is What I Get
“What if your left nut contained the cure for cancer and I was dying, would you give it to me?”
“I don’t know, maybe I’d dip it in your eyeball or something-”
“Like teabagging? That won’t work.”
“Well-”
“HONEY, IF I WAS DYING OF CANCER, WOULD YOU GIVE ME YOUR LEFT NUT?”
“Alright, I’ll give you my fucking nut!”
This was then followed by an argument about how I should compose this blog entry.
September 6th, 2007 at 7:46 pm
Perhaps I should not find this so amusing.
I’m wondering how you guys got on this topic anyway, but I think I’d rather not know.
September 6th, 2007 at 10:00 pm
lol, that’s love right there
I liked Kafka on the Shore (I’m a big Murakami fan). It is one of my favorites of his. Most of his books are waaay out there, like a dream, but it’s kind of cool reading a book that is like a riddle.
September 6th, 2007 at 10:07 pm
I would have to sympathize with Amr. You ARE asking for his nut. That’s a lot to ask for from a guy.
…Even if you were dying.
September 6th, 2007 at 10:28 pm
Vanessa, even I can’t remember how we got on the topic.
Sasha, it’s the only book of his I’ve read. I’d love to read some of his other books but you’re absolutely right, his books are like riddles!
Luis, that’s why men have TWO nuts.
September 7th, 2007 at 2:15 am
Aw, now that is true love. ;D Hehe, I can imagine going through a similar kind of conversation with my guy too.
September 7th, 2007 at 2:28 am
haha i just arrived at work and read this post! great beginning of the day! that definitely cracked me up!
September 7th, 2007 at 5:42 am
It all depends on if he had given his right one to you for something else right?
Ah true love, nuts and all
xx
September 7th, 2007 at 6:48 pm
Niki, we all need to know how far our men will go.
Tokyomade, hey, I’d at least let him keep one of his testicles but if I die again of something else, I’m haunting him for the rest of his days.
September 8th, 2007 at 11:25 am
Hey, just a quick note to tell you that I got my blog back up. I haven’t fixed the layout yet, so that’s crap, but all the posts are up because I imported them from LiveJournal. Go me!
September 9th, 2007 at 7:24 am
Yay, another one of my online heroes has returned to me! There is a god after all. Even if it is about balls nowadays, I feel blessed that you’re still blogging
I will now roam around this site looking for more testicle-related anecdotes and also a linky-button. Thanks for finding me!
September 9th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
wow you guys are so generous. if i were a man i wonder if i’d wanna donate either of my nuts!!
September 10th, 2007 at 10:47 am
Ahahaha, that sounds SO like me & my fiance’!
September 10th, 2007 at 11:18 am
Vanessa, good to hear you’re blogging again! I’m sure you have lots to share.
Lisa, it’s fabulous to reconnect! And your blog looks absolutely fantastic!
Gilda, I think nuts are overrated.
Jen, I’m so glad that we’re not the only ones! That means we have a healthy relationship!
September 10th, 2007 at 9:21 pm
Haha, at least he broke down and agreed to give you one. ^________^
September 14th, 2007 at 6:42 pm
It took him that long to answer? Hell I’d give you my left nut!