5 Years of Love and This is What I Get

“What if your left nut contained the cure for cancer and I was dying, would you give it to me?”

“I don’t know, maybe I’d dip it in your eyeball or something-”

“Like teabagging? That won’t work.”

“Well-”

“HONEY, IF I WAS DYING OF CANCER, WOULD YOU GIVE ME YOUR LEFT NUT?”

Alright, I’ll give you my fucking nut!”

This was then followed by an argument about how I should compose this blog entry.

15 Responses to “5 Years of Love and This is What I Get”

  1. Vanessa Says:

    Perhaps I should not find this so amusing.

    I’m wondering how you guys got on this topic anyway, but I think I’d rather not know.

  2. Sasha Says:

    lol, that’s love right there :P

    I liked Kafka on the Shore (I’m a big Murakami fan). It is one of my favorites of his. Most of his books are waaay out there, like a dream, but it’s kind of cool reading a book that is like a riddle.

  3. Luis Says:

    I would have to sympathize with Amr. You ARE asking for his nut. That’s a lot to ask for from a guy.

    …Even if you were dying.

  4. MC Says:

    Vanessa, even I can’t remember how we got on the topic.

    Sasha, it’s the only book of his I’ve read. I’d love to read some of his other books but you’re absolutely right, his books are like riddles!

    Luis, that’s why men have TWO nuts.

  5. Niki Says:

    Aw, now that is true love. ;D Hehe, I can imagine going through a similar kind of conversation with my guy too.

  6. Ciel Says:

    haha i just arrived at work and read this post! great beginning of the day! that definitely cracked me up!

  7. TOKYOMADE Says:

    It all depends on if he had given his right one to you for something else right?

    Ah true love, nuts and all
    xx

  8. MC Says:

    Niki, we all need to know how far our men will go.

    Tokyomade, hey, I’d at least let him keep one of his testicles but if I die again of something else, I’m haunting him for the rest of his days.

  9. Vanessa Says:

    Hey, just a quick note to tell you that I got my blog back up. I haven’t fixed the layout yet, so that’s crap, but all the posts are up because I imported them from LiveJournal. Go me!

  10. Lisa Says:

    Yay, another one of my online heroes has returned to me! There is a god after all. Even if it is about balls nowadays, I feel blessed that you’re still blogging ;)

    I will now roam around this site looking for more testicle-related anecdotes and also a linky-button. Thanks for finding me!

  11. gilda Says:

    wow you guys are so generous. if i were a man i wonder if i’d wanna donate either of my nuts!!

  12. Jen Says:

    Ahahaha, that sounds SO like me & my fiance’!

  13. MC Says:

    Vanessa, good to hear you’re blogging again! I’m sure you have lots to share.

    Lisa, it’s fabulous to reconnect! And your blog looks absolutely fantastic!

    Gilda, I think nuts are overrated.

    Jen, I’m so glad that we’re not the only ones! That means we have a healthy relationship!

  14. Jenn~ Says:

    Haha, at least he broke down and agreed to give you one. ^________^

  15. Croaker Says:

    It took him that long to answer? Hell I’d give you my left nut!

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