“What if your left nut contained the cure for cancer and I was dying, would you give it to me?”
“I don’t know, maybe I’d dip it in your eyeball or something-”
“Like teabagging? That won’t work.”
“Well-”
“HONEY, IF I WAS DYING OF CANCER, WOULD YOU GIVE ME YOUR LEFT NUT?”
“Alright, I’ll give you my fucking nut!”
This was then followed by an argument about how I should compose this blog entry.
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Perhaps I should not find this so amusing.
I’m wondering how you guys got on this topic anyway, but I think I’d rather not know.
By Vanessa on 09.06.07 7:46 pm | Permalink
lol, that’s love right there
I liked Kafka on the Shore (I’m a big Murakami fan). It is one of my favorites of his. Most of his books are waaay out there, like a dream, but it’s kind of cool reading a book that is like a riddle.
By Sasha on 09.06.07 10:00 pm | Permalink
I would have to sympathize with Amr. You ARE asking for his nut. That’s a lot to ask for from a guy.
…Even if you were dying.
By Luis on 09.06.07 10:07 pm | Permalink
Vanessa, even I can’t remember how we got on the topic.
Sasha, it’s the only book of his I’ve read. I’d love to read some of his other books but you’re absolutely right, his books are like riddles!
Luis, that’s why men have TWO nuts.
By MC on 09.06.07 10:28 pm | Permalink
Aw, now that is true love. ;D Hehe, I can imagine going through a similar kind of conversation with my guy too.
By Niki on 09.07.07 2:15 am | Permalink
haha i just arrived at work and read this post! great beginning of the day! that definitely cracked me up!
By Ciel on 09.07.07 2:28 am | Permalink
It all depends on if he had given his right one to you for something else right?
Ah true love, nuts and all
xx
By TOKYOMADE on 09.07.07 5:42 am | Permalink
Niki, we all need to know how far our men will go.
Tokyomade, hey, I’d at least let him keep one of his testicles but if I die again of something else, I’m haunting him for the rest of his days.
By MC on 09.07.07 6:48 pm | Permalink
Hey, just a quick note to tell you that I got my blog back up. I haven’t fixed the layout yet, so that’s crap, but all the posts are up because I imported them from LiveJournal. Go me!
By Vanessa on 09.08.07 11:25 am | Permalink
Yay, another one of my online heroes has returned to me! There is a god after all. Even if it is about balls nowadays, I feel blessed that you’re still blogging
I will now roam around this site looking for more testicle-related anecdotes and also a linky-button. Thanks for finding me!
By Lisa on 09.09.07 7:24 am | Permalink
wow you guys are so generous. if i were a man i wonder if i’d wanna donate either of my nuts!!
By gilda on 09.09.07 12:12 pm | Permalink
Ahahaha, that sounds SO like me & my fiance’!
By Jen on 09.10.07 10:47 am | Permalink
Vanessa, good to hear you’re blogging again! I’m sure you have lots to share.
Lisa, it’s fabulous to reconnect! And your blog looks absolutely fantastic!
Gilda, I think nuts are overrated.
Jen, I’m so glad that we’re not the only ones! That means we have a healthy relationship!
By MC on 09.10.07 11:18 am | Permalink
Haha, at least he broke down and agreed to give you one. ^________^
By Jenn~ on 09.10.07 9:21 pm | Permalink
It took him that long to answer? Hell I’d give you my left nut!
By Croaker on 09.14.07 6:42 pm | Permalink
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