Cavity Searches, My Only Weakness!

MC • 2nd Oct 2007 • Uncategorized • , , , ,

AlabasterSpoon: ur blog is still talking about the VMA that was so last summer
xPinkBishie: I know, a lot has happened, the move, the trip to Boston
xPinkBishie: My crappy experience at the security checkpoint at the airport
xPinkBishie: but two things, I haven’t had any inspiration to write and I hate blogging at work, so I wait till I get home but I don’t have my laptop yet
AlabasterSpoon: yeh you don’t tell me any of the good stuff anymore
xPinkBishie: Heh
AlabasterSpoon: did u get strip searched?
xPinkBishie: no
xPinkBishie: This woman felt the need to embarass me in front of the rest of the line
xPinkBishie: I was more surprised by her attempt to embarass me than anything else
xPinkBishie: Apparently you have to expose ALL liquids that you have in your carry on
AlabasterSpoon: or did they just feel you up?
xPinkBishie: I took out my toothpaste and deodrant
xPinkBishie: I had to step aside and she loudly announced, “PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH YOUR BAG WHILE I SEARCH IT”
AlabasterSpoon: and what did you forget?
xPinkBishie: I forgot to take out a small, travel size bottle of saline solution for my contacts
xPinkBishie: She pulls out the small travel box that I had it in (I completely forgot about it) and then proceeds to show it to her coworkers to scoff at my stupidity for not listening to directions
xPinkBishie: Then she said, “SO YOU DON’T LOOK LIKE THAT CRAZY, YELLING MAN WE HAD HERE EARLIER. BE SURE TO SHOW US ALL YOUR LIQUIDS”
xPinkBishie: Then she threw out my toothpaste and my deodorant
AlabasterSpoon: the bitch!
AlabasterSpoon: were they to big?
xPinkBishie: Yeah, because when I take over airplanes I plan to disorientate everyone with a cloud of powdery fresh $1.99 Suave deodarant

The next time I’m subjected to such freakishly, ridiculous displays of homeland security I’ll be sure to empty my bladder in a cup and hand it over. I mean, if we’re going to be really serious about exposing all liquids.

11 Comments Comments Feed

  1. Jenn~ (October 2, 2007, 9:46 pm).

    I’m glad I rarely ever fly. That’d be so irritating – that lady was an ass.

    So how was the trip? Hopefully that dumb lady didn’t ruin it for ya, hehe~

    I’m so excited to start the cake deco class. This Saturday there is a free class for Wilton I just as an intro for people who are interested in joining. I’m going, hehe~ I want to get some tips ahead of time. ^________^

  2. Croaker (October 3, 2007, 12:01 am).

    Seriously I thought my student affair remarks were much funnier!

  3. Lorik (October 3, 2007, 3:03 am).

    I went to New York recently and at the airport the guy working there confiscated my newly bought Aveda hair straightening creme which was pretty expensive!! I was so pissed. The guy was really nice though, so I couldn’t direct my anger towards him~

    I’m sorry you had to go through that…i hate people like that~

  4. MC (October 3, 2007, 8:39 am).

    The trip was great, Jenn. I love the New England area!

    Croaker, you think everything you say is funny. I’m here to give you a reality check. :)

    Lorik, I’d be pretty annoyed with that as well. I think they offer to ship it to you but at your own expense. The whole thing is just a nuisance.

  5. Jen (October 3, 2007, 12:18 pm).

    GOD I HATE FLYING MORE THAN EVER NOW! It’s that attitude they give! I swear! I recently had to escort my minor sister through the airport and with both picking her up & dropping her off I was terrorized (oh yes, appropriate word) by the security people including the fact that, even though I wasn’t going ON any plane, I got selected for a full search. TOTAL BS I swear.

    I like the cup of pee idea…!

  6. MC (October 3, 2007, 1:48 pm).

    Jen, I feel for you. It’s not that I disagree with taking security measures, it’s just the lengths they go to humiliate a person that seems a little much. It’s really made flying a total nuisance.

  7. Croaker (October 3, 2007, 4:10 pm).

    Please, I amuse you. That’s why you keep me around!

  8. Cindy (October 5, 2007, 11:25 pm).

    LOL, the pee in a cup is an awesome idea. You should totally do that next time. *grins*

  9. Sasha (October 8, 2007, 12:11 am).

    homeland security blows. blows, I say! The standards for being employed by them are ridiculously low.

    I never take my mascara or lip gloss out. They’ve never noticed. MWOHAHA.

  10. Croaker (November 14, 2007, 9:53 pm).

    Obviously homeland security got you after all the nation is safe!

  11. Croaker (January 11, 2008, 1:37 pm).

    Can I buy this domain name yet?

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