I’ve watched a few very boring, very uninspiring episodes of Tori Spelling’s reality show which is so unmemorable and dull, I can’t even remember the title of it.
Every episode is like playing The Sims and watching the characters walk aimlessly around a half-empty house babbling in the same Simlish language about the weather, sailboats and closet space. Literally, really, the show spent 20 minutes on Tori’s hopeful expansion of her closet.
Also, her head is of epic, colossal proportions and it’s very, very distracting. There are often sounds coming out of her mouth but I simply can’t pay any attention because I’m wondering and waiting for the moment her neck will collapse under the weight of it all.
I'm MC, a twenty-something 
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I’ve never really been a fan of hers. Her head is rather large haha. I haven’t caught her new reality show although I saw some song spoof they did where she’s singing with her husband or something. “There are often sounds coming out of her mouth but I simply can’t pay any attention because I’m wondering and waiting for the moment her neck will collapse under the weight of it all.” That made me laugh haha. That was pure gold right there.
By Seriya on 08.17.08 3:02 am | Permalink
Well when she was on 90120 it was only the body anyone ever looked at. Bag the rest but now after two kids I bet that’s shot too.
By Croaker on 08.21.08 9:52 pm | Permalink
It’s funny because I never really noticed the size of her head, but if it’s that big I’ll have to take a closer look. All I know is, her boobs look horrible, the guy who did them should be put in jail. Couldn’t she afford a better surgeon?
By stephanie on 08.31.08 6:29 pm | Permalink
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