Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-05-03

0MC • 3rd May 2009 • The Daily Nonsense, Twitter • tweets, Twitter, twitter updates

• Barbara “Marxist” West luncheon later this afternoon. Time for REAL GOOD journalism, people. #
• RT @Jesus_: Humility is like an underwear- essential, but indecent if you show it off. #
• For lunch: pb&j sandwich, veggie wraps, banana, and yogurt! #
• Barbara West canceled, too bad! In other news, I just screwed up my manicure #
• So disappointed in the shrimp scampi last night – just wasn’t what I was expecting #
• RT @travelblggr: “The journey is my home.” — Muriel Rukeyser #
• Note to self: Get Rhythm Heaven and Gardening Mama pronto! #
• RT @bobatwftv: UPDATE: Orlando Swine flu patient is Mexican tourist who visited Walt Disney World. #
• Swine Flu Case confirmed in O-Town http://ow.ly/4f4X #
• Micheal Jackson will be the only one to survive this pandemic- he will have to restart humankind #
• RT @haasrw917: Florida Hospital (in O-Town) just had press conference…NO confirmed cases of swine flu in the area (WHEW) #
• Have an idea! Let’s collectively stop talking about the stupid swine flu and talk about things that matter – like torture prosecutions! #
• I’m living bitterness behind, this time I’m cleaning out my mind #
• Little big planet tonight anyone? DM me! #
• Just realized I’m going to have to listen to this blender all day. There’s a good reason why I don’t work at Smoothie King #
• RT @modernmami: Loving: Awesome photography! “UCF B.S. in Photography, 2009 Senior Thesis Exhibition” ( http://tinyurl.com/dblpba ) #
• LOLing at RT from Ashton “sad that ppl don’t C pirating movies off the net as stealing. its eventually going 2 reduce the quality of films” #
• All caught up on my letters – thinking about what to bake – really want to make Chocolate Pnut Butter Molten Cake http://ow.ly/4pgF #
• Trying to remember where my gre prep book is #
• Asshole nearly tbones me in traffic…he was smoking a pipe #
• Found a job that pays more and only asks for AA, I know I should feel lucky, so why do I feel like crying? #
• Dear Orlando drivers, what the fuck is wrong with you?! #
• Watching latest Jean Claude Van Damme movie tonight! Don’t you wish you were me? #
• Ah I’m getting so inspired looking at http://www.craftster.org! #
• Just discovered that Facebook has pirate speak. Yeah, change your language to English (Pirate). I’m the last person to find this out #
• Unwinding with some pinot and fresh homemade cookies #
• Growing pansies in gardening mama <3! #
• RT @Astronautics: You cannot easily trace Nigerian scam emails sometimes because Nigeria rents satellite IP addys from Canada and Israel. #
• Looking forward to Wolvie on Sunday – he’s so hot #