I Can’t Get Over the Size of Tori Spelling’s Head

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

I’ve watched a few very boring, very uninspiring episodes of Tori Spelling’s reality show which is so unmemorable and dull, I can’t even remember the title of it.

Every episode is like playing The Sims and watching the characters walk aimlessly around a half-empty house babbling in the same Simlish language about the weather, sailboats and closet space. Literally, really, the show spent 20 minutes on Tori’s hopeful expansion of her closet.

Also, her head is of epic, colossal proportions and it’s very, very distracting. There are often sounds coming out of her mouth but I simply can’t pay any attention because I’m wondering and waiting for the moment her neck will collapse under the weight of it all.

Pop It Like It’s Hot

Thursday, September 15th, 2005

Here’s why I like it when kids pop the collars of their polo shirts: it’s a subtle and convenient way of letting me know who the douchebags on college campuses are. Here, I’ll explain.

The history of the polo shirt is actually quite interesting. The shirt, designed in the 19th Century, was originally used as a jersey for sports such as rowing, soccer and polo (hence it’s name). No where in this history did I find that the intended use for the polo was so that young douchebags all over the nation could flip up their collar needlessly and call it fashion. In fact, the proper attire for playing polo required a tennis sweater over a buttoned down collared shirt “to keep the collar out of [the] player’s faces”. Go figure.

I just really don’t think it’s such a great idea to listen to everything Usher tells us to do. In conclusion, my message here is not to hate, it is only this: It’s ok to wear a polo like it was meant to be worn. In fact, I think it’s better because for one brief moment, you won’t be seen as such a tool.

Maybe I’m just judging these Collar Poppers too harshly, after all, what if they’re incognito?

To recap:

Site Developments:
There are no special updates although I am planning on adding some new themes but I have yet to pry my nose out of a book long enough to work on one (or edit any of the downloadable wordpress themes). I’d also like to add an image gallery which I hope will organize the goodies such as scans, wallpapers etc. I try to be consistent but it’s hard because I’m lazy. I snagged one of the gorgeous banners off of Comotized.com which will be rotated at The Martini Lounge.

On a more personal level, I’m slightly put off because I keep getting curt letters from Capital One instead of friendly letters from my penpals that I was so used to recieving. If Capital One thinks he’s just going to ask for money without so much as a “Hello, how are you doing” he is sorely mistaken.