I’m Already Planning My Funeral
I’ve always had poor digestion, tonsils prone to strep throat, chronic anemia, joint aches and occasional nutritional deficiencies. All old lady complications that More »
Posts Tagged “poop”
A Pirate’s Life For Her
For some astronomically stupid reason, I convinced my boyfriend that we watch Pirates of the Caribbean instead of Ocean’s 13 because the former More »
On Going to Asshole College Parties
Asshole college parties are usually comprised of a specific stereotype (Slackers, Hipsters, Gamerz etc) and are easy to identify because no one will More »
M:I:III:Major Blowage
School is technically over but I still have a few assignments to complete and turn in by the time grades are due. I’m More »
