“What if your left nut contained the cure for cancer and I was dying, would you give it to me?”

“I don’t know, maybe I’d dip it in your eyeball or something-”

“Like teabagging? That won’t work.”

“Well-”

“HONEY, IF I WAS DYING OF CANCER, WOULD YOU GIVE ME YOUR LEFT NUT?”

“Alright, I’ll give you my fucking nut!”

This was then followed by an argument about how I should compose this blog entry.